on the plane
fell asleep and missed dinner,
woke up, and demanding dinner.
"excuse me stewardess. . ."
"yes?"
"could you please be so kind to bring me my dinner?"
"i'm sorry sir, we've finished serving dinner now."
"I can't have my dinner?"
"i'm sorry sir, but we've fini--"
"I did hear what you said the first time."
--pause--
"The online terms of service I signed before I purchased my ticket clearly states that I am entitled to one snack and one dinner. I've already compensated your company in full for both, and snack time is over. I'm ready for dinner."
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